queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

(via intergalacticmaddie)

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

(Source: clambistro, via mrshudsoniamnotgay)

marvel’s movie challenge

↳ [8/10 characters] Clint Barton/Hawkeye

(via fandomfix8)

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

(Source: carlosbaila, via mrshudsoniamnotgay)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via cuhcawmothafucka)

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

(Source: niallers-angel, via crybuscus)

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher, via -amyyyyyyy)

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

(via intergalacticmaddie)

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via frostbackcat)

robert-downey-jesus:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

mythical-loki:

timelordwithachristmaslist:

#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man

#I am Robert Man

ok so i hate when people make unnecessary comments on posts but thiS IS MY ORIGINAL POST AND THEN SOMEONE PUT MY BRUCE-MAN/BAT-WAYNE GIF ON IT IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING THIS IS GREAT IM SO HAPPY

(via cuhcawmothafucka)

dancys:

Anthony Mackie comments a clip @ The Tonight Show [x]

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